The CPSIA Are A Bunch Of Ugly Bitches Who Need Botox

by queenb on January 21, 2009

Have you all heard about this CPSIA crap? I hope so. Because someone has to explain it to me. Alls I know is that my fave blingy tee companies have been sending me all this weird email asking me to sign petitions and threatening to cut me off. Something to do with lead in the Swarovski crystals? Well duh! Hell yeah! Lead is what makes them so sparkly and pretty. Like Botulism makes you look young.

What is wrong with these people that they don’t want anyone to look young, pretty and sparkly? It’s just Un-American if you ask me. If my daughter cannot wear a potentially toxic Tiara made in China, she may as well give up now. Our country was not built on silly fears of lead. It was built on Hollywood. And the fitness industry. And plastic surgery. And possibly infomercials and life coaches. But the point is, all these things? Sparkle!

They can try and take the bling away from me, but I tell you I am going down fighting. I’m gonna do all I can to Save the Bling. I suggest you do the same! Click my link to learn what you can do!

{ 2 comments… read them below or add one }

Kirsten 01.22.09 at 9:27 pm

I’m with you all the way! What’s a little lead when you can look fabulous!

allen 01.28.09 at 3:48 pm

“like botulism makes you look young” DAMN STRAIGHT

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