I’ve decided to make the Octuplet mom my new BFF. Isn’t she lucky! We are going to have such a blast together. You may be wondering why I have chosen her. She’s not rich and I doubt she spends her disability check at Neiman’s (but she does spend it on elective medical procedures - see how much we already have in common?!)
Octuplet mom has gone to extremes and I respect that in a pal. Especially in a day and age where fewer and fewer women have the physical committment to starve, exercise and sculpt themselves into their dreams. Octuplet mom is living her dream. Birthing 8 babies and going on camera a mere two weeks later! That’s faster than Angelina!
She is getting all kinds of crazy press which is why little bitty NICU babies need their photos snapped wearing my faith based b*wear clothing, dontcha think? I’m having some custom tees made for her! Thank goodness the CPSIA got some sense and decided to save the bling right!? Just in time to sparkle up that little litter!
Other reasons I have decided to befriend Octupletmom are:
- I’m pretty sure that John and Kate are SOL once TLC meets her crew. The BFF is always so important on the show! She’s going to need a BFF to tell her how to manage her staff, dress the litter, and get the rest of her 14 kids into the best OC preschools! Someone who’s really good on camera!
- Dr B can do her extreme makeover. If he can fix the Octuplamom, he can fix ANYTHING! Once he’s made her all beautiful again and she’s earning buckets from all the endorsements, and he’s rolling in the referrals, and all her kids are dressed head to toe in B*wear, you know what will happen… I will get MY OWN SHOW. But not on TLC, duh. I’m more of a Bravo show gal. And no.. not a Real Housewife kind of show. Those bitches only wish they lived in Newport like me. Who lives in Coto? Wanna B’s!
Oh did I mention I am going to Mom 2.0? Neimans still hasn’t called to sponsor me, but I just know they will! Especially when they catch wind of my new Bravo show!
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Mae 02.07.09 at 6:08 am
Never fear, QueenieB. If my show gets the green, you can be my BFF as long as Dr B gives me unlimited Botox. No wrinkles left behind!