About B.

Call Me “B”. I so totally wish I could let you all know my whole entire real name and take you on a tour of our sweet little custom Palazzo home. There’s so much I could teach you about style and décor. But I had that issue with a stalker after I made that internet movie in Junior College, and now that I am a mommy, Dr. B and his attorney want me to keep things on the cutie.

These days I’m just a regular super hot Cali mom , living in the best place ever! The OC! I do all the regular mom stuff and then some. I’m a designer/entrepreneur/interior decorator/actress/model/singer. My days are so busy with all sorts of things! Hair, nails, shopping and working tirelessly as the room mom/role model in my daughter’s prep academy preschool class. Add to that going to auditions and pageant classes with Amberleigh and you can see I work very hard. But its all totally worth it because everyone wishes they could B like me.

I’ll let you in on a secret.

It’s not all glamorous. Sometimes I have to lay down the law - making sure that Lupita is not putting Amberleigh in last season’s little Juicy Track suits like the last Lupita who I fired.

Some more fabulous things about “B” (Me!)

Bootylicious Boot Camp – How I keep my Bod so hot
Botox
Bentley (I only use the Hummer when I go out with Lil B)
Balenciaga
Beachfront
Blonde (duh)
Breast Dressed (nothing but the best for me and my girls)
Bunco
Bling!

Welome to my world. I can’t wait to get to know you and you can’t wait to get to know B!

{ 4 comments… read them below or add one }

Dawn 11.23.08 at 11:27 am

You are my idol. I want to B you! :)

Stacy 11.30.08 at 6:01 pm

You have got to be a joke or on something. Do you really like yourself that much? What are you overcompensating for, really?

queenb 11.30.08 at 6:30 pm

Hi Stacy!

I am very funny! And I do have an extra helping of beauty and brains. I think it is just God’s way of evening things up and compensating for all the dumb, ugly, non blonds. And the people who don’t get to live beachfront in the OC like me.

xx,
B

stacy 12.04.08 at 9:43 am

well i don’t know who THAT stacy was, but this stacy finds you to be thoroughly enjoyable, a friend-in-my-head, if you will….

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